Borrowing some of the great #words found here (https://github.com/thejeffreystone/home-assistant-configuration/issues/9)

config/automation/System/update_notification.yaml

@@ -19,7 +19,45 @@
 
     - service: script.tweet_engine_image
       data_template:
-        tweet: "New version of @Home_Assistant! Cannot wait for @CCostan to install it! - {{ states('updater.updater') }} (http://www.vmwareinfo.com/2017/07/my-smart-home-look-at-parts-that-make.html)"
+        tweet: >-
+          {% macro getIntro() %}
+           {{- [
+              "Woohoo! ",
+              "BAM! ",
+              "Look at that! "
+              ] | random -}}
+            {% endmacro %}
+            {% macro getVersion() %}
+          "New version of @Home_Assistant! Cannot wait for @CCostan to install it! - {{ states('updater.updater') }} (http://www.vmwareinfo.com/2017/07/my-smart-home-look-at-parts-that-make.html)"
+            {% endmacro %}
+            {%- macro getRandomSnark() -%}
+           {{- [
+             " It’s like Patch Tuesday, but without the fail. #homeassistant",
+             " Get in my SD Card! #homeassistant",
+             " Shut up and take my ones and zeros! #homeassistant",
+             " Seriously, you want some of this! #homeassistant",
+             " Be sure to read the breaking changes! ",
+             ""
+             ] | random -}}
+            {%- endmacro -%}
+
+            {# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text  #}
+            {%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
+             {%- for item in data.split("\n")  if item | trim != "" -%}
+               {{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
+            {%- endmacro -%}
+
+            {# a macro to call all macros :)  #}
+            {%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
+             {{ getIntro() }}
+             {{ getVersion() }}
+             {{ getRandomSnark() }}
+
+            {%- endmacro -%}
+
+           {# Call the macro  #}
+           {{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}
+
         image: >-
           {{ [
           "/config/www/custom_ui/floorplan/images/branding/repo_ad.png",

config/script/tweet.yaml

@@ -45,7 +45,7 @@ tweet_engine_setup:
                 "Some of my favorite #Docker Containers that I am using - (https://www.vcloudinfo.com/2018/06/rolling-out-some-new-docker-containers.html)",
                 "10 year safety check.  If you haven't done it yet, you need to! (https://www.vcloudinfo.com/2017/06/psa-check-out-your-smoke-detectors-once.html)",
                 "How to use template conditions in Home Assistant. (https://www.vcloudinfo.com/2019/06/how-to-use-template-conditions-in-home-assistant.html)"
-                
+
               ],
               "robot": [
                 "Beep. Bop. Beep. Boop.  I am a #roBOT run by @CCostan",
@@ -90,7 +90,7 @@ tweet_engine_setup:
                 "My @att Fiber 1000 internet download speed is about {{ states('sensor.speedtest_download') }} Mbit/s and I am a #cordcutter. @TabloTV",
                 "If you are not subscribed to my Smart Home YouTube channel, come join us now! (https://youtube.com/vCloudInfo)",
                 "If you love #homeassistant and are on @FaceBook, be sure to Join our Fan Group Page (https://www.facebook.com/groups/HomeAssistant/)",
-                "Be sure to follow all of our various social media accounts so you do not miss a thing! @ccostan | (https://www.vcloudinfo.com/p/about-me.html)"
+                "Be sure to follow all of our various social media accounts so you do not miss a thing! @ccostan | (https://www.vcloudinfo.com/Click-Here)"
               ],
 
               "stocks": [